The "Cookie"

"Oohhhhh, yum.... Is that a cookie?"
"No." (tee hee)
"It's not a cookie?" (shocked and surprised)
"No." (DUH, I repeat)
"Then what the heck is that?" (confusion)
"It's a burger." (Smile)
"Ugh. What kind of burger?" (disgust)
"A BEAN burger!" (highly amused)
"Gross. A what? A bean what? A bean burger? A burger without meat?" (the doctor doesn't understand)
"Dude. Its what's for dinner and its delicious. Eat it." (demanding, I know)
"I guess..." (munch, recognitition, elation)
"See?" (satisfaction)
"Holy crap that's delicious!!! Can I have another one?" (knows his wife is right)
"NO." (That's what you get for knocking my bean burger)