Obedience

Colton came to me with such a look of pride.

"I fwicked a boogah on the fwoowa."

Me- "Buddy. That's gross. Why did you did you flick a booger on the floor? Why didn't you get a tissue like I told you to do?"

C- "because Gabi told me to." Serious face.

Me- "okay, but who is the momma?"

C-"You awa. But Gabi said I must always obey her. So that's why I had to fwick my boogah. I obeyed her wike she said I should."