A Manhattanite

I might not have grown up on a farm, but I can at least tell a bird from a giraffe. I took Gabriela to the children's zoo yesterday and we were feeding this rare creature some pellets from the machine when a mom approached me with her son. "Honey! Look at the...excuse me ma'am? I'm so sorry. I'm such a Manhattanite. Do you know what this animal is right here?" I took a second to contain myself..."Yes. It's a goat." You've GOT to be kidding me. Go to first grade. Or at least venture out of the city for once.