The Poop Scoop

Let's discuss feces, shall we? I dont know what it is, but my child refuses to poop in the potty. She knows she has to go. I know she has to go. Everything breathing within a twenty foot radius knows she has to go. But yet, the denial. I don't understand. "Gabi, you got poops?" "NO." "Gabriela, do you have to go poop?" "NO." I put my cup in the sink and return. "Gabriela, did you just poop?" "YES! I pooped in my panties!" Big smile and proud face. I'm going to throttle you. Or bang my head up against the sink. Probably the sink.