Feels like -26

A couple of thoughts run through my head when I see this.

1.  Holy mother of  God.

2.  Thank you for clarifying that it is "much colder than yesterday," as I could not have possibly figured that one out on my own.  

3.  I am laughing in my apartment because it hurts to breathe outside of it.

4.  If it FEELS like -26... it IS -26..

5.  The quality of house I demand after this year goes up each time a degree drops.

6.  I'm going swimming tomorrow somewhere.