Smelly Belly

Gabriela makes up all these aches and pains that she has and is forever requesting medicine. It was my genius idea that whenever something 'hurts' her, to put 'medicine' on it (aka lotion). Well, now, something hurts her allll the time and she is forever putting medicine on. Today, for the millionth time, she is telling me that her belly hurts but now it feels better because she found the perfect medicine. She has rubbed deodarant all over herself and is a walking "cool essentials" scent.....from about three feet away. At least she is cured.