Mommy Can I?

"Mommy? Will you lay with me?"  Of course.
"Mommy?  Can I take a picture of us?"  Of course.
"Mommy?  Did you see how I puffed out my chest really big so that I look nice and fat????" What?  I swear, I don't know where you come up with these things.

Colton pipes in:
"Mommy?  Can I come take a selfie, too?" Of course.
"Mommy?  Can I lick your tongue?"  What?!?!  NO.
"But why?" Because that is gross and totally inappropriate.
"Can I lick Gabi's tongue?" Absolutely not.

She is quite the supporter:  "But Mommy.  Aunt --- and her baby ---- lick tongues."  (you know who you are, but I'll leave you nameless, you weirdo).  "Well, that's because they are gross."  ;) So thanks for that, special Aunt.