Crushed It
Colton: "Hey Mommy. I just crushed one of my sperms."
Me: "I'm sorry. What?"
C: I just crushed a sperm.
Me: Um.... I don't think that's possible pal. How did you do that?
C: (as he's examining himself) "I dunno. But I crushed it.....but I still have another one."
Me: "You still have another one what?"
C: "Sperm! Oh yeah, there's my other pee egg. Whew. I have two. Don't worry." Big smile.
Allllllrighty then.
Me: "I'm sorry. What?"
C: I just crushed a sperm.
Me: Um.... I don't think that's possible pal. How did you do that?
C: (as he's examining himself) "I dunno. But I crushed it.....but I still have another one."
Me: "You still have another one what?"
C: "Sperm! Oh yeah, there's my other pee egg. Whew. I have two. Don't worry." Big smile.
Allllllrighty then.
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